Welcome to The Colonel Mustard! We're glad you're here. We're an arts collaborative located in Lincoln, Nebraska (and in hearts around the world). We strive to live creatively and love whole-heartedly.

If you're in the mood for anger, lust, revenge, wallowing in man's depravity, and occasional glimmers of hope - well, have we got the audiobook disguised as a podcast for you! Listen to The Brothers Karamazov and Friends! You can find it on Podomatic or iTunes. What's the worst that could happen?

To see some of our past projects, check out the Creative page. To get updates on current and future projects, including this winter's attic play which is not, in fact, a theatrical parody of an action-movie parody movie, "Snakes in the Attic," find us on Facebook, YouTube or Twitter (@The_Col_Mustard). For all the newsiest news, follow our Tumblr page. Will you join us? You will join us.